Peanut Butter Glue

BF, "This stuff is so sticky it feel as if I am spreading crazy thick peanut butter."

TMF, "Wow, it's that thick?"

BF is laying down the hardwood floors in the first floor guestroom.  This is his first experience with the extremely strong and sticky adhesive.

 I started humming the Peanut Butter and Jelly song.

BF, "What are you singing?
TMF, "Peanut, peanut butter and HARDWOOD FLOORS!"

BF, "Really?"

TMF, "Yes!"