Screwdriver Quiz

BF is installing the vanity in the master bathroom...

BF, "Can you hand me the Allen wrench?"

TMF, "The what?  Is that a screwdriver?"

BF, "Are you telling me you don't know what an Allen wrench is?"

TMF shrugs, "They all look the same."

BF, "You can't tell the difference between a Phillips Head and Slotted screw?"

TMF gives BF a blank stare.

BF, "Come on!  What about a Torx or Robertson?"
Another blank stare...

TMF, "You're making these words up, right?"

BF, "Seriously?  What about a Frearson or Clutch?"

TMF, "Keep asking, you're going to get the same answer."

BF, "Your dad is going to hear about this."

TMF, "Eh."