Sharpen Your Pencils

It makes perfect sense to install an old-fashioned pencil sharpener in your house, right?  Wrong!  I have no idea why there's a pencil sharpener in the middle of the loft.

I’ll admit I have fond memories of sharpening my pencils in elementary school.  I would see how fast I could turn the hand crank.  Then I would feel instant gratification when I saw the pinprick sharp pencil point.  

I secretly think BF is wondering how long it'll take before I introduce the pencil sharpener to the screwdriver.  I think there may be some instant gratification there.