We wandered up and down the aisles at Floor & Decor. I stopped...
TMF, "Oh, here's the Fantasia Beige. It's the tile I picked for the master shower stall."
Courtney laughs, "The tile is called Fantasia Beige?"
As I answer her, I realized how ridiculous it sounds, "Yup, Fantasia Beige."
Courtney nods towards the price signs, "It's not to be confused with Fantasia Almond."
I laugh, "Nor Fantasia Pecan."
I wondered to myself, "Where do they come up with these names?"
Also shouldn't Fantasia Beige's name follow the pattern of nuts? Fantasia Pine Nut, Fantasia Peanut, Fantasia Hazelnut, Fantasia Cashew or Fantasia Macadamia?*
*I'm sorry if you haven't seen the mockumentary Best in Show. It's one of my favorites :)
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